SPANK CHEEKS

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF 12.06.06

I'm really sorry about this but today I've got to ask you to Spank It Yourself. All day.

Jennifer Anniston and Vince Vaughn are all done. Oo, Shocker. (I’m not obsessed)

Jenny McCarthy has no plans on getting married to Jim Carrey (popsugar)

Andy Dick drops the N-bomb. He must have a black power hair pick too (defamer)

Carmen Electra is giving us tits for Christmas!!! Woot! (hollywood tuna)

J-Lo doesn’t spend much time thinking about “those girls” (a socialite’s life)

Beyonce dishes out an array of backhanded compliments towards Jennifer Hudson (tmz)

Lane Garrison used to live with Jessica Simpson and Papa Joe (evil beet)

Lance Bass has either moved on or hired an escort (page six)

Tori Spelling is having a yard sale..ha ha ha ha ha (perezhilton)

6 Comments:

Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Carmen Electra: where do I sign up?

9:49 AM  
Anonymous BarbadoSlim said...

Way to go Vin, best career move you've ever made. That whiny high-maintenance bitch is worse than a double barrel blast of buckshot to the groin.

10:35 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Thanks Carmen, for the lovely Xmas gifts!

I refuse to go to PerezHiltons site (for sanitary reasons), so I'll just say I hope it rains all over Tori Spelling yard sale!

I wouldn't mind using JLo's "Fly girl" ass as a pillow for one night of blissful sleep.

11:01 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Are you kidding me, Walrus...like you'd "sleep" if J-lo's ass was in your face...

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to say that, though it is probably living in NYC that makes me think this way, Jennifer Lopez is only an average looking Puerto Rican chick.

I have seen much better and I just don't get what people see in her. Yes, she has a nice ass but so does my housekeeper and a million other chicks and her face is plain.

Just goes to show it really is who you screw that can make you in Hollywood. She has screwed everyone there and it has paid off.

Pete M. New York, NY

4:26 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I'm screwing ALL the wrong people.

5:03 PM  

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