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Friday, December 08, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF 12.08.06

Ever wonder what a children’s book about Pete Dougherty would be like? (agentbedhead)

David Hasselhoff has daughters and they’re getting a reality show (seriously? omg!)

Al Gore and Barak Obama keeping their distance from Lohan (tmz)

Madonna and husband Guy Richie argue loudly in public about what a controlling POS she is (celebitchy)

Cameron Diaz Does it Doggy Style (yeeeah!)

Because everyone flashes their cooter now-a-days, Paris embarks on next publicity stunt (pop on the pop)

Ahem. Indian men! Your plight is nearly over (junkiness)

Lindsay Lohan’s cutting is confirmed. She’s giving off so many cries for help..and yet, no one will. Go figure. (cityrag)

6 Comments:

Anonymous Dragulf said...

I feel like cutting Lindsay just a little bit. Be right back. Gotta get a new chainsaw.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Guy Richie is just now finding out Madonna is a controlling piece of shit?

Sooooo! Paris is engaged? Where's the lucky goat?

3:49 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

I like that Lindsay chose to work her wrist over with a butter knife. What a 'tard.

9:24 AM  
Anonymous bionic bunny! said...

of course she did, 'cheeks!
a razor blade might hurt!

gumbo, she's not marrying a goat, she just smells that way!

7:45 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I want to marry me a bunny... a bionic bunny!!

2:50 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I think she's afraid that if she cuts too deep she might let some of the drugs out.

9:42 AM  

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