SPANK CHEEKS

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF 12.13.06

Was Sly Stallone the brain behind the “Richard Gere’s Gerbilgate”? (celebitchy)

Gray’s Anatomy Spoiler..click it…click it..you know you want to….(seriously omg)

Harriet Carter – Earth Angel (IBBB)

Cameron Diaz rides Justin Timberlake like a Harley on a bad stretch of road (yeeeah!)

GUESS what kind of implants Ashlee Simpson is getting? (agent bedhead)

Jude Law plans on destroying Christmas for his children (junkiness)

Katheryn McPhee is beautiful in her OK photoshoot (pop on the pop)

Santa saw you masturbating. Yes. He did. (the onion)

*image 'right clicked/saved as' from Celebitchy.

10 Comments:

Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

What is Richard Gere's gerbil doing in my mom's ass?

2:10 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Ashlee Simpson needs a career transplant!

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

If Ashlee would let me fuck her till she gets pregnant then her ass will get bigger, no surgery involved. Lots more fun too! Ask Britney Spears! Not that I impregnated BS, I never liked that twit.

2:26 PM  
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Blogger Zanna said...

LOL..Osh..I was waiting who would say something about that "mom-butt" thing.

Good one, Walter...gold star.

Dragulf - you don't have to LIKE someone to impregnate them.

P.S. I'm having your baby.

2:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Ashlee Simpson? One of Homer's kids?

Dragulf, you are a true humanitarian. Maybe you should write to her.

What is the point of getting your ass surgically modified when people know about it? What is the sex appeal of being a laughingstock and being called "plastic ass" or "plastic pecks" etc.? What happened to eating fatty foods until your ass gets big? It worked for my Mom and her mother before her.

My sister's husband told me that she is the most beautiful girl he ever saw (she bought it wholesale) and I didn't have the heart to tell him she will look like the Liberty Bell with legs in a decade. I am sure he will love her anyway. :-)



Pete M. New York, NY

3:12 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Pete, how dare you talk about the liberty bell that way! Funny post...I never blew lemon lift tea out my nose before. it doesn't hurt like gingerale.

3:34 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

God I hate Richard Gere.

3:56 PM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

You and me both, p0nk. I've really never understood why he was considered leading man material. Then again, Mel Gibson, Kevin Costner, etc, really never did anything for me either.

11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.

6:10 PM  

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