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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF 12.20.05



A very special Harriet Carter Christmas (IBBB)

Paris Hilton’s eye gets it’s wonk-on after she’s out partying…but look how ladylike she is getting out of the car… (x17)

Sienna Miller went on the vodka diet to get ready for her new movie. I already knew about that diet. Ask anyone. I’m the hottest chic in AA. (egotastic)

Sharon Stone and Christian Slater. Deal with that mental image. (a socialites’s life).

Hillary Duff will play a Russian pop star in her next movie. I’m not going to be Russian to go see that. Get it? I’m a fucking riot. (hollywood tuna)

Eminem and Kim are divorced again. Shocker, I know (people)

I don’t get how Coco’s ass does that on the cover of smooth (double viking)

Brad and Angelina to give up acting for the children. For God’s sakes, think of the children (seriously, omg)

Things get ugly between a gay reality show winner and a gay blogger (agent bedhead)

Santa Claus found in utility closet after botched attempt to abduct 8 year old girl. (junkiness)

26 Comments:

Blogger Italian Stallion said...

She bringing wonkey back, yeeeah!!!

This stupid whore don't know how to act, yeeeah!!!

Get your wonkey on.........

9:40 AM  
Anonymous BarbadoSlim said...

I swear that shit did a full 360 inside her herpes riddled eye socket.


gross

10:16 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Wonkey eye

Wonkey eye

It's a wonder she don't cry...
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Eminem and Kimberley Mathers divorcing... 'Blonkeys' should never marry.

10:26 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I see London
I see France
I see Paris' trachea jutting out of her neck like a boner in bike shorts.

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Damn you granny! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!


p.s. That's my granny not yours.

10:57 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Oh no! What will the world do without shitty action/drama movies?!

11:02 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

LOL..I can't wait till Christmas comes and Osh gets the innernet.

11:24 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

That ass is.. dear God, is that real? Does she have ass implants? How is that happening? And yet, I'm strangely aroused....

11:47 AM  
Blogger p0nk said...

wasn't Hillary Duff's stalker from Russia? wtf is going on there?

11:50 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I'm glad you're excited Zanna, it will be a Festivus miracle!!!

1:52 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

after seeing that ass, i now know how Ice-T keeps his hands warm at night...and I really didn't need to know that.

2:19 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton is pretty but I am getting pretty sick of her and everything to do with her. There is never a story that starts with Paris (Hilton) that makes you feel good (well, there was one some time ago) and I just wish someone would sell her H and tell her it was coke and let the chips fall where they may.

Sienna Miller does nothing for me. I don't get all the hype.

I can't bring myself to click on the Sharon Stone link.

I have never heard of Coco in my life and, thus, I thank you now for bringing her to my attention. That derrière is simply magnificent and has the widest butt-ledge I have ever seen before. You could sit your coffee mug on it while she is standing staight up. Who is this amazing creature? And people say there is no God!

And Hillary Duff...she can play anything she wants. She is another adorable thing. Let us hope she keeps better company that Britney et al.

Pete M. New York, NY

p.s. Dexter, get a fucking life.

5:16 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Excellent, Pete M. Excellet recap of the Spank it Yeself. Always a pleasure reading your comments, sir!

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Zanna! I love reading your blog and have laughed myself to tears more than once.

Pete M. New York, NY

8:25 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

I finally signed up so I don't have to write who I am anymore.

9:08 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

My nipples are hard, Peter. No, really. Now...all you need is an avitar.

10:09 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

What do you mean by an avatar? I know what the word means - and have fancied myself one on rare occasion and for brief periods - but is there some internet thing I am unaware of?

I wanted to post a picture on my blog but it was too difficult and so I just gave it up. They wanted me to sign up for something else.

12:16 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

See the pictures people have up by their names, like that.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Lady Jane said...

Why, oh why didn't Paris' dumb-fuck parents put a patch on that eye when she was a kid?
Fucking idiots.

7:48 PM  
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