Friday, December 22, 2006


What happens when you tell your Italian son that you want Paris Hilton's perfume for Christmas? What happens when your son HATES Paris Hilton and is beside himself because (and I quote): "I don't want to give that bitch my money!!!"

What you get is a loyal Spank Cheeks & Angry Ferret poster to go out and make the most of it, that's what. Armed with nothing but his good looks and his camera phone, the following footage was taken. Being that his camera only has 15 seconds of film time, he did the best with what he had.

This is our first "paparazzi". There are no celebrities in it but we mention one, so that counts. You may liken it to fingerpainting with feces but it's all we've got.

Thanks to Stallion for the footage. If you have any other "suggestions" for Stallion's Papparazzi Phone, leave them after the jump.


Blogger p0nk said...

lmfao, stallion you should send your mom a copy of this video with the perfume. You rock, bro.

12:39 PM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

"Hopefully not"??? Did she just say it will "hopefully not" afflict Stallions mama with the wonky-eye?

There should be a warning label on that shit.

12:49 PM  
Blogger Angry Ferret Jones said...

Wonky Eye!!!!

12:50 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Yes, Apache..there was only a "hopefully not"

12:52 PM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

Am I the only one seeing real potential in a weekly feature with Stallion and his camera phone? LOL

12:54 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

No, we're BOTH brilliant and thinking that. That's why I said to leave suggestions or "dares" after the jump...tee hee

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was kind of lame, stallion. I expected better from you. And what's with being "armed" with your good looka, but we don't see them?

1:10 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

What do you want for 15 seconds of film time? And you are going to have to trust me on the good looking part.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

It was my first fucking attempt anonymous, my bad, what did you expect?

It's hard to video tape with a phone when you don't want the person to know your video taping them. Give me a better idea then........

I did my best for the first time doing it.......

1:16 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

i bet anonymous is wally.

1:56 PM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

Stallion's the best! I think we need to see some of his best pick-up lines next time he's out.

1:56 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

ROFL! "Is it going to give my mom the wonky eye?" too funny Stallion!

2:10 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

That was funny Stallion and I think you did a good job. I didn't even know there was any such product.

The best part is that you actually went out and sought it. Did you purchase any?

I can't imagine hearing my Mother (in her late 60s) asking me for Paris Hilton's perfume but I can now imagine that if she did I might strike her and knock her false teeth across the room or strangle her with the Christmas lights.

If I were able to restrain myself, I would certainly have her in a nursing home before the day was out.

I hope your mother appreciates how much you love her.

I bet the look on your face when asked was priceless!

Merry Christmas!

9:35 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Merry Christmas, Pete..and to everyone...

10:37 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

Merry Christmas to you too Zanna and to everyone.

Be well!

11:44 PM  
Blogger Lady Jane said...

Now, THAT is some funny fuckin' shit. I am not good at pulling this stuff off, I usually ended laughing like a maniac and giving the whole thing away....

7:17 PM  
Anonymous bionic bunny! said...

dearest stallion:
you totally rule!

very merry (and fluffy) christmas wishes to all!!


2:29 AM  
Blogger Robot Dean Martin said...


-Spamuel L. Jackson

11:50 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...


I saw that SNL "Dick in a box" on youtube tonight and it was hysterical!

Thanks for the link.

12:17 AM  
Blogger Showgrrrl said...

Bravo, Stallion. You've won my heart for the week. I can't wait to see more!

9:00 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Next time pull out your cock and see if you can get some free samples.

10:40 PM  
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7:47 PM  

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