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Friday, December 01, 2006

WILL FERREL HATES LINDSAY LOHAN

This is so awesome. Lindsay Lohan got completely shunned the other night at the GQ Men of the Year Dinner. And seriously dissed by Will Ferrell. NY Post reports:
DESPITE attending "several" Alcoholics Anonymous meetings this week, Lindsay Lohan drank champagne and made a big scene at the GQ Men of the Year dinner - all under the watchful eye of her hard-partying mom-ager, Dina Lohan.

When the Lohans arrived at the exclusive dinner at the Sunset Tower - joining the likes of Leonardo DiCaprio, Al Gore, Jay-Z, Jennifer Connelly and Magic Johnson - she "flipped out" upon seeing Jessica Biel, the luminous star of "The Illusionist," there with her assistant.

Biel's assistant used to work for Lohan and earned the "Mean Girls" star's ire when she quit several months ago.

According to a witness, Lohan started screaming, "If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't look at that girl! I can't believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn't belong in here!"
Wait for it…wait for it….they go on to say:

Lohan was shunned at the glittering affair by other celebs who are tired of her bratty antics and bad work ethic. Overhearing her tirade about Biel's assistant, Will Ferrell turned to DiCaprio, Al Gore and Affleck and said, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?" - setting off laughter. Later, Lohan, with a champagne glass in her hand, tried flirting with Leo, to no avail.

That would have been enough to send me into a state of hermitdom forever, but not Lindsay. No, she went on to further her humilation. She's a perfectionist. It goes on to say that after all the shunning and the yelling and getting dissed by DiCaprio, she settled for making out with Johnny Knoxville.

The only reason Johnny Knoxville made out with her is because he's used to doing stupid stunts on Jackass. I mean, once you've endured rectal bleeding, and stapeling your scrotum to a chair, wrestled a bear while wearing a bear costume and being in a "well-used" porta-potty while it's turned upside down; you can only top that stupidity with the death-defying stunt of making out with a psychotic, drunken, scene-making wildebeest like Lindsay Lohan. Under the "watchful" eye of her mother, of course.

5 Comments:

Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I predict she will commit suicide in about 8 to 10 months.

12:53 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I think you are probably right. And then watch her mother milk the fuck out of it a la Anna Nicole Smith.

12:56 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

How come Al Gore isn't out championing the fight for Global Warming anymore?

Championing... definition #3
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/championing

1:46 PM  
Blogger Abe-O said...

So what do we learn here? Lindsay is an alchie (given) and she hates pretty much every actress and celeb (also given).

Just another week in Hollywood.

La Lo + La Booze = La Love

http://www.celebrityfox.com/lindsay-is-an-alcoholic/

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zanna,
you, my friend, are friggin hilarious and clever.

12:39 PM  

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