ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS SCARED SHITLESS

I'm going to bring up an theory that may be uncomfortable for some. TMZ Reports:

As tomorrow's deadline looms for the DNA test to establish the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, TMZ has learned Smith's lawyers are furiously working to halt the test.Sources tell TMZ that Smith's lawyers are now arguing that the order requiring the test was never brought before a Bahamian judge. A Los Angeles Superior Court judge ordered the test, but Smith's lawyers now say it's not binding until a Bahamian judge gives it a stamp of approval.

Sources also tell TMZ that Anna Nicole's lawyers are trying to block the test on grounds that the United States DNA lab hired by Larry Birkhead, the man claiming to be the father of little Dannielynn, cannot legally administer the test because its technicians don't have work permits for the Bahamas.Despite her public statements that she has nothing to hide, Ms. Smith is going to great lengths to block the DNA test.

Does any one else thing something is very very strange about her blocking this DNA test? She’s such a money grubbing whore that you’d think she would let the DNA test prove who the father is so she can soak him for all he’s worth, right? So it leads me to believe there is something she doesn’t want us to know. And I read a theory once that her son Danny could have been the father and I said to myself, “no, not even Anna would be so disgusting”…but now I’m not so sure. How many pictures have you seen of Anna all over her son? Yea, it’s not a pleasant thought but why else would you go to these lengths to block a DNA test? Because like I said, proving the father just means more $$ for her…and you know she’d be all over that like a bucket of KFC.