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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS SCARED SHITLESS

I'm going to bring up an theory that may be uncomfortable for some. TMZ Reports:

As tomorrow's deadline looms for the DNA test to establish the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, TMZ has learned Smith's lawyers are furiously working to halt the test.Sources tell TMZ that Smith's lawyers are now arguing that the order requiring the test was never brought before a Bahamian judge. A Los Angeles Superior Court judge ordered the test, but Smith's lawyers now say it's not binding until a Bahamian judge gives it a stamp of approval.

Sources also tell TMZ that Anna Nicole's lawyers are trying to block the test on grounds that the United States DNA lab hired by Larry Birkhead, the man claiming to be the father of little Dannielynn, cannot legally administer the test because its technicians don't have work permits for the Bahamas.Despite her public statements that she has nothing to hide, Ms. Smith is going to great lengths to block the DNA test.
Does any one else thing something is very very strange about her blocking this DNA test? She’s such a money grubbing whore that you’d think she would let the DNA test prove who the father is so she can soak him for all he’s worth, right? So it leads me to believe there is something she doesn’t want us to know. And I read a theory once that her son Danny could have been the father and I said to myself, “no, not even Anna would be so disgusting”…but now I’m not so sure. How many pictures have you seen of Anna all over her son? Yea, it’s not a pleasant thought but why else would you go to these lengths to block a DNA test? Because like I said, proving the father just means more $$ for her…and you know she’d be all over that like a bucket of KFC.

19 Comments:

Blogger litelysalted said...

Oooooh..... I LOVE this!!! If it doesn't play out this way, (but I hope to god to DOES) Zanna I think you should sell this premise to Lifetime. Maybe Anna Nicole could even play the lead role? It was be awwwesommmmeeee.... (drool...)

10:42 AM  
Blogger p0nk said...

there's going to be a lot of chaos in Iraq when the DNA tests reveal that Saddam Hussein was the father.

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Good gods! I might be the father!

What can I say? I was drunk and she was willing. There is sooo much I can't remember, damn it!

3:16 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

That's fucking nasty. I wonder if it's true? Could be, I agree with your theory, hope it's not true, but I agree.........

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she didn't do anything with her son. Thats sick,

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sick, yes. Out of character for Anna? Not necessarily!

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I hope it's TRUE. I don't know why else, like Zanna said, it would just be more money for Anna.

5:33 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

So much for a sea creature free site..........

6:36 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

“no, not even Anna would be so disgusting”…
Umm... I just thought about it for about.0003 seconds and I have decided that it is decidedly so.

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd be SHOCKED if this weren't true!

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did any ever think that maybe she's fighting DNA testing because she's scared that Larry might try to take the baby from her drugged up self and give her a more stable home? She is always so drugged up that if Larry is proved to be the father he should take that sweet little girl from Anna.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Uncle Tim said...

You guys are forgetting that based on Anna's...Aheemmm, past indiscretions, including but not limited to the strange death of her first child from pain killer overdose on pills that were likely prescribed to her. (Big Breath) She probably is scared shitless because the guy she did to get preg. in the first place is half way normal and has a good chance of gaining custody if he wants it. You heard it here first, Anna is just a selfish, extremely disturbed woman who is afraid of getting her only surviving kid taken from her. Think Courtney Love, only with a better bod... Well see!

7:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's definately worried Larry's going to take that baby from her. They have new witnesses that are going to testify that they SAW Howard throwing away the rest of the pill bottle that were given to Daniel. AND they really heard her yelling at Howard and saying it was his fault. Apparently, Daniel didn't feel well so Howard gave him the pills that killed him. They are just a sick, sick bunch. She can only run for so long though.

1:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your a sick fuck for even thinking that shit. this site sucks ballz

1:05 AM  
Anonymous bionic bunny! said...

people who post anonymously are sick fucks, and chickenshit to boot.

8:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohhhh Scadalicious!

6:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU ARE ALL SICK AND NEED SOME SERIOUS HELP. TO BE SO COLD AND HEARTLESS ABOUT SOMEONE YOU NEVER EVEN KNEW. YOUR ALL JEALOUS IN A VERY SICK WAY, YOU ALL NEED HELP.
LET HER SOUL REST WITH HER SON YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!

CHRISTINE/HOWARD BEACH, NEW YORK
SHAME ON YOU ALL!!!!!!!
P.S JERRY SPRINGER MUST BE YOUR MAN! (SAD, GET A LIFE!!!!)

5:29 AM  
Blogger MEECH! said...

Wow, listen to these people flaming you! HAAAAhahahahaaa!!! Well, you know the saying "You're nobody until somebody hates you".

Anyway, love your theory. I'm on the edge of my seat!

8:15 AM  
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