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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

BE ADEQUITE


Rehydrate. Rehabilitate. Intoxicate. Introducing Adequite, the world’s first single-grain triple-distilled luxury vodka available in a discreet plastic container that resembles an innocent - yet stylish - water bottle. Specially developed by troubled alcohol enthusiast and occasional movie actress Lindsay Lohan, Adequite is the solution to the problem you’re not ready to admit you have.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Dragulf said...

*Hick* Waiter! I need another bottle of water over here! Psst, they have Really good water here!

10:07 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Z, I am only believing that "vodka water" exists cuz it's on your site and you would never lie to your loyal followers...

Would you?

2:44 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

It is a fake ad but I didn't create it. I could have though.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING UP SO EARLY?!?

6:25 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Hmm, I am trolling for pr0n if you insist on knowing Zanna.

Now that my phone works again I have no need to call anyone. Those meth-head neighbors of mine better be glad they quit screaming so damn loud! 6 cop cars, firetrucks and ambulances were enough to shut them up for a couple days now. Too bad we can't do the same for the Rosie/Trump fight.

7:52 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I am wondering why there is no post about God talking to that preacher. Millions will die! Millions!


p.s. the websites that turn my name blue are either made up or real, depending on my mood. Damn you PMS! I feel so bloated!

8:05 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

What the hell are you talking about dragulf / wally...
Anyway, I was wondering if this product can also be used a s a douche. I'm always looking for new ways to make my vagina more adequite. Why, just the other day my pimp said, "bitch, that pussy is adequite than a mother."

9:33 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Z, when I wrote that above comment, I hadn't been asleep yet!

11:21 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

P.S. And I know you could have created it... you're "magical" that way! : )

11:24 AM  
Anonymous bionic bunny! said...

actually, i find it comforting to know that i'm not truly an alcoholic, but rather an "alcohol enthusiast".
that should save me a few steps, right???
right???

anyway, thanks for that one, zanna, gonna use it every time i think of it!!!

12:13 AM  
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11:29 PM  

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