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Thursday, January 11, 2007

BLIND ITEM: GUESS THE ACTOR


From Crazy Days and Nights:

Anyway, so at lunch yesterday. Popular place, but nothing outrageous or pretentious about it. A few celebrities were there and this particular B actor(movie and television) was in a corner being friendly with his date. VERY friendly. The kind of friendly where you know that this is date 1 or 2. The kind of friendly where she did not bother to wear much on top or bottom. The kind of friendly where this was just the start of something that was going to continue long into the afternoon. They were definitely getting their groove on. I had no reason to suspect what was going to happen next because I did not know he was married. I just thought he was enjoying being someone. A waiter interrupted their groping/petting at one point to whisper something into the actor’s ear which was unintelligible. However, he stood up quickly and said "My wife?" He grabbed the girl, pulled her up from her chair and dragged her out the back door of the place in about 15 seconds. I really did not think someone could move that fast. At about the time the laughter died around us, a woman I did not recognize, but presumably is his wife came through the front door with two of her friends, and the entire place, en masse kind of shifted to look, looked, and then went back to what they were doing. Only in LA.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

SHIT!!!

I give up?

Corey Feldman??

11:51 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I love these blind items. "I saw this guy and he was with this girl and then they fucked and it was scandalous and everyone laughed! Only in Hollywood! Toodles! Signed, Anonymous Flamboyantly Gay Man in LA Who Likes to Make Up Stories About Rich People"

2:36 PM  
Anonymous bionic bunny! said...

i actually love that site. i can't for the life of me figure out who the hell he's talking about, which drives me crazier than i already am, but the site is cool.

i'm waiting for SNOW!!!!

bionicsnowdesertbuny

12:03 AM  
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