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Friday, January 19, 2007

BLIND ITEMS TO BE REVEALED TODAY

Our favorite entertainment lawyer from Crazy Days and Nights will reveal some blind items today. Here is a teaser...

Tuesday November 14, 2006 JACKASS - Male rock star..I want to say 5 number ones, but Google says 6..solo act...hotel elevator after a concert..groupies (Band-Aids to my buddy Cameron and to my friend Kate who always makes me smile) pressing items to be signed into the elevator...(1) a woman in her 70's is on the elevator and a hotel guest..(2)me.... (3) singer's manager..the woman in her 70's has no idea what is going on and would rather be anyplace else..(btw I have no idea what she was doing up so late) girls are screaming and trying to claw their way to the elevator..singer grabs his crotch and says, "yeah girls want some of that don't ya?" and then turns to the woman in her 70's and says "I bet you could use some too huh?"..By this time he has accumulated a handful of Sharpies and begins to throw them out the elevator and the girls go scrambling for them, falling down as they do so..The manager hits the close button on the elevator and the singer reaches over and pushed the door open button and says.."not so fast..I love to watch them crawl..right where they belong.."then he lets the elevator door close..
Guesses:Adam Levine, Billy Idol, Fred Durst, Meatloaf

I'm going to go with Fred Durst or Adam Levine. Ain't nobody falling over Billy Idol and the only meatloaf I'd fall over is my mamma's. Cuz that's some goooooood shit, I'll tell you what.

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19 Comments:

Anonymous Dragulf said...

Really Zanna? I thought you wrote the fantasy episode of the series Masters of Horror entitled "Pelts" and starred Meatloaf.

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Yea, but that was THEN...this is now....you know how that goes.

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My guess is Pete Doherty or Ray J (you know, Brandi's brother). Or J.J. Walker. Or Newt Gingrich.

Or maybe French Stewart.

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