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Friday, January 12, 2007

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A GIVER


Britney Spears is a humanitarian. US Magazine Reports

The new year has put Britney Spears in a charitable mood.

The 25-year-old pop star had just withdrawn a large amount of cash from an ATM on Wednesday, and was stopped at the L.A. intersection of La Cienega Boulevard and Third Street when a homeless man approached her vehicle.

“Britney rolled down the window and handed the guy $300,” says the source. “She said, ‘Good luck and happy new year!’ The guy almost had a heart attack.”

Adds the source, “Britney wants to do good — for herself and the world. That’s what she’s all about.”
Meanwhile…back in K-Fed’s world:

Britney Spears' estranged husband Kevin Federline is on such a tight budget since he broke up with the pop star, he tried to return some clothing she bought for him and collect the cash.

In late December, the former back-up dancer tried to return nearly $15,000 worth of pricey Libertine and Mastermind Japan clothes that Spears purchased for him.

According to In Touch magazine, Federline returned the items at exclusive Los Angeles store Maxfield, which included a jacket that cost $1,620.

The 28-year-old wanted a cash refund for the merchandise, which still had the original tags, but when the clerk refused, he settled on a store credit.

A source explains, "He was looking for pocket money. Now he's going to try to sell the credit."
Once you’ve bee giving this K-Fed your money for last few years, giving 300.00 to a homeless man is pretty much the same thing. And just like K-Fed that 300.00 was used on booze, drugs, a homeless prostitute and a few value meals from McDonalds.

17 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

And the homeless fellow took that $300 and bought a case of Ripple (the good stuff) and a ritzy hotel room upstairs from the old Beacon Theater for 3 nights for him and his toothless "wife."

12:52 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

And I don't give a fuck about K-Fed.

12:53 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Wow she looks hot in that picture. Like a really hot... um... old, haggard vampire with a dead face and melting skin. That stays up all night drinking and crying. Hottt.

4:52 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

she really is a giver. a couple weeks ago she gave me Chlamydia.

6:22 PM  
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Dammit, p0nk, now who am I gonna cheat on the BF with? Don't tell me that stuff, honey!

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Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Oh, well that's pretty gay. Remember SOM? Those were the days...

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SOM? I'm afraid to ask...

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Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Shitting on Myself. Jacq came up with it. Remember her? She was a hoot. I wonder who's cock she's sucking these days...

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