Tuesday, January 16, 2007


Pr-inside reports:

LATEST: Bosses at Fox have leaped to the defence of singer-turned-AMERICAN IDOL judge PAULA ABDUL, insisting her bizarre appearance on a Seattle morning news show was the result of technical difficulties.

Videos of the incident - showing Abdul mixing up her words and bizarrely gesticulating - surfaced on online file sharing site YouTube on Thursday (11JAN07), prompting speculation alcohol or medication were to blame.

However, the network maintains she acted soberly and professionally under extremely difficult studio circumstances.

In a statement bosses say, "All of us at Fox have tremendous respect and admiration for Paula Abdul. She is a consummate professional who always gives 100 per cent to everything she does.

"Last week, during a satellite press tour there were intermittent technical difficulties, including severe audio issues in which multiple stations were speaking to her at once.

"Rather than getting angry about these difficulties, or stopping the tour, Paula forged ahead and decided to have fun with the increasingly challenging situation. Unfortunately, because reporters and viewers were unaware of the situation, her humour was misconstrued."

Okay. You look at the video below and you tell me if you see a technical difficulty. Falling forward, bug-eyed, and slurring and laughing at your own jokes is not a technical difficulty. If it was, then my attorney wouldn't hae had to garnish my fucking paycheck to pay for all the "technical difficulties" I've had.


Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I'll say Paula Abdul is a consummate professional who always gives 100% to everything she does!

She gave me 100% of her ass last night, and it only cost my $50.00!

P.S. I ♥ me some Zanna.

10:47 AM  
Blogger p0nk said...

what the hell do people expect from a washed up Lakers cheerleader? sheesh!

11:24 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Hi ponk! :)

11:41 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Paula Abdul: smack her out of her drug-induced coma, prop her up on some planks, and dangle a rubber duck in front of her - voila! TV magic!

1:32 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I wonder how much these "technical difficulties" cost? Looks like a good time.......

2:19 PM  
Anonymous bionic bunny! said...

drunky mc drunkerson.

hey,oshy, i have LOTS of rubber duckies, specifically DEVIL duckies.
around these parts we play a game we call "duck head". i think paula would play with us. it invovles throwing small duckies at your upponent, who is wearing a larger duckie on their head.
serious fun, not counting the head injuries. i plan to patent it.

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