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Monday, January 08, 2007

JAMES BROWN SPANKS HIS HYNIE

James Brown wants a DNA test done on the son he had with Tomi Rae Hynie. The Sydney Morning Herald Reports:

Soul legend James Brown instructed lawyers before he died to carry out DNA tests to show if he was the father of his wife's son.

His family lawyer said the singer never wanted five-year-old James Joseph Brown II tested when he was alive, but wanted it done for the family's sake once he was gone.

The boy is the son of Tomi Rae Hynie, 36, who said that, following the singer's death, she was locked out of his South Carolina home after another lawyer alleged they had not been legally married.

Ms Hynie insists they were and she has proof, and that Brown was her son's father. The lawyer said: "James Brown intentionally did not do any DNA testing of that child during his life. And there was a reason for it."

Ms Hynie said the boy was "absolutely without a doubt" Brown's son and she would welcome a test.
And just to make sure you truly understand how bat-shit crazy his wife was, watch the video. No offense to the dead but damn...if I was a guy I wouldn't have gotten my penis anywhere NEAR this chic, let alone in her.

7 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Hahahahahahahahaha!

You white women are funny!

7:43 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

How the hell did he get her pregnant if he put it in her Hynie?

9:56 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I don't think James Brown wants anything. You can't really want stuff if you are decomposing.

11:11 AM  
Blogger p0nk said...

as crazy as she is, I know what it's like when an old man feels the need to get a nut off. and Hynie has nothing on my bi-polar ex-gf.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

You are funny Oshy!

The worms is eatin' James Brown.

12:09 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Good gods! My ex-fiancee and her are the same age and both are bat shit crazy!

Drugs are bad! M'kay?

12:18 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

Hey! I saw that video the other night on youtube and you hit it on the head. "Bat-shit crazy"!!! - I love that!

That chick is whacked out of her gourd!

6:42 PM  

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