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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

PETE AND KATE ARE PRETEND MARRIED

Its being reported that Pete Doherty and Kate Moss played make-believe over the weekend.

The couple jetted out to the paradise island of Phuket to see in the New Year and exchanged vows during an intimate ceremony held at the exclusive Amanpuri Hotel at 1.30pm local time yesterday.The ceremony was conducted by a Thai priest and is not thought to be legally binding in the UK.

Kate's friend told the Daily Mirror newspaper: "This was not likely to be a formal wedding because Kate would have wanted all her family and friends there. It is much more likely to be a symbolic gesture to show everyone just how serious they are about each other." Kate, 32, and Pete, 27, had flowers draped over their shoulders for the ceremony and the model's mother, Linda, also flew in for the wedding.
The island of “Phuket”. How phucking appropriate. You know what I think symbolizes that better? Perjury. Perjury in Superior Court. All I know is once that happens, you know you’ve got a bond that can’t be broken. Except maybe by the guy with the gun at the door. I’ve already said too much.

9 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I have never just "jetted out to" anywhere! I would like to "jet" out to somewhere someday.

9:24 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

I didn't know that "Phuket" was really a place. I thought that' was the name of your mentality after 15 kamikazes and a couple of bumps. Good to know.

9:30 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

What a great name for an Island.........

10:00 AM  
Blogger RichPort said...

You can pronounce it FOO-KET all you want, it still looks like fuck it to me.

10:44 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

It's like that country Djibuti. Remember Djibuti, Rich....

11:07 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

It's like that country Djibuti. Remember Djibuti, Rich....

11:07 AM  
Blogger p0nk said...

phuket made the news a couple years ago as one of the places devastated by that tsunami. Those people were truly phuket. And why should we be surprised when the capitol of that cuntry is Bangkok?

11:08 AM  
Anonymous bionic bunny! said...

there was suposedly a lavish club med in phuket a while back.
we had a lot of laughs about that around the office!

i'm with you, gumbo. it would be cool to just "jet out" somewhere fun. or even reasonably entertaining.

sorry my spelling is so phuket up today. sheesh!

9:25 PM  
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