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Monday, January 15, 2007

SCARLETT JOHANSSON TO PLAY JENNA JAMESON?

I hope this movie goes direct to video because a “life story” of Jenna Jameson isn’t going to be worth watching unless it actually is a porn, and my days of getting off inside the movie theatre are over.

I lied. No, they’re not. PR Inside reports:

The stunning actress has been handpicked by adult movie legend Jenna as her personal choice for the lead in a film adaptation of her book, 'How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale'.

Jenna is currently in talks with producers and hopes filming will begin next year.

The X-rated actress told Britain's FHM magazine: "We're looking hopefully at Scarlett Johansson. She's my choice. I think she's beautiful." Scarlett has already vowed to strip off for the cameras if the right role comes along, saying last year: "I'm not opposed to doing nudity - it would just have to be the right project." There's certainly been plenty of nudity in Jenna's life - the racy star has appeared in around 100 porn films and is one of the highest paid adult actors in the world.

She may be ten years younger than 32-year-old Jenna, but sultry Scarlett, 22, already shares the porn queen's sex symbol status.

'The Black Dahlia' star, who is famed for her curvy figure, was voted Sexiest Woman Alive by readers of American men's magazine Esquire last year.

Both actresses also have trademark blonde hair and are renowned for their glamorous image.
Oh yes. A Cautionary Tale. I was going to make a “Jenna’s Tail” joke but I lost it when my mind wandered more toward anal bleaching, double penentration, and knowing how to position yourself for the money-shot. Then I thought about how Ron “The Hedgehog” Jeremy can blow himself. My ADD can really fuck up a post harder than John Holmes can fuck a….hey look! A butterfly…

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I've fucked both of them... separately on different days in different places.

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My porn name used to be Scarlett Johansson. How ironical.

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"Only some names and identifying features of individuals have been changed in order to preserve their anonymity and protect their innocence. Protect their innocence what? That should be changed to you the people you lied about and slandered to make money with this book can't sue Jenna for all her lies about them.
Jenna doesn't seem to remember what she's told us from one chapter to the next. The facts don't add up, there are so many inconsistencies. Gang raped when she was 16 in Montana then later that same year at 16 was raped by some old guy. The part I don't understand is if those things really did happen why does she claims she was raped by the old guy and that rape took away her innocence ? Am I the only one who caught this ? You mean to tell me being gang raped prior to being raped by the old man didn't take away her innocence?
This is one of many inconsistencies and contradictions. Supermodel Cindy Crawford is the first of what I think will be many celebrities who are coming forward to say what Jenna Jameson wrote about her in this book just never happened. Show girl ? The horrible sucide of her so called good friend. I am sure there are police reports that show she was never even there when her friend killed herself. How can anyone find out the real truth when she is protecting by keeping them all anonymous. What she did was keep her fairy tales protected and herself from not being sued is what she did, it's weak and pathetic just like she is.

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