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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

SPANK IT YOURSELF 01.02.07

Penelope Cruz wants Salma-nella. (agent bedhead) which is a nice segue to:

People in Scottsdale, Arizona are against eating vagina (junkiness)

Someone’s had 1.5 million dollars to piss away…on George Michael. I hope whoever it was got at least a blowjob (seriously, omg)

Nicole Richie is Good Charlotte’s Yoko Ono (celebitchy)

Justin and Cameron downgraded to fuckbuddies? (pop on the pop)

Can you guess the actress our favorite Hollywood Lawyer is dishing about? (crazy days and nights)

Check out some sweet celebrity limousines…(celebs and movie physics)

It’s not New Years without tongue and f-bombs (yeeeah!)

5 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I would like a shot at Salma Hayek and I believe The Angry Ferret Jones is from Scottsdale Arizona, at least acording to his Xanga profile. I'll bet he ain't one to turn away from a "Pink Taco" feast?. Haha!

Celebrity limos... Xzibit is a big showoff! He don't need no big tires on that thing.

5:36 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Hi Wally!

I have a feeling he'd belly up to the "All you can eat Pink Taco bar"

5:50 PM  
Blogger Angry Ferret Jones said...

I am quite selective as to the coochie I munch. : )

6:02 PM  
Blogger Lady Jane said...

My coochie tastes like vanilla ice cream.

6:05 PM  
Blogger RichPort said...

If I was younger, better looking, and unmarried, I'd eat all of your coochies. I'll just have to live with the shame of having a freakishly long johnson... Alas, the inhumanity of it all!!!

I would down a barrel of a Cialis and inject pure caffeine to a have a weekend long go 'round with these two spicy sucias... I'll bring a tube of Ben Gay juuuust in case they don't show.

10:01 AM  

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