SPANK CHEEKS

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

SPANK IT YOURSELF 01.03.07

Styles P gets hit by truck – throws napkins. (yeeeah!)

Angelina Jolie is the Virgin Mary of Wal*Mart (celebitchy)

Pick up the phone bitch! Malawai is on line 1 (pop on the pop)

Harriet Carter – New Year…new crap (ibbb)

Mario Lopez will decide if you are hot or not (seriously, omg)

How do you make Paris’ wonky eye wonkier? (faded youth)

6 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Mario Lopez has soaring popularity?
More like open sores on his rectum from being dicked so much!


I have a wonky eye but not by birth. So it's okay... right? : )

4:23 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I told you it's hardly noticeable...

wait....which eye...your brown eye...or the blue ones?

4:39 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I told you it's hardly noticeable...

wait....which eye...your brown eye...or the blue ones?

4:39 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

The one in the middle of my "eight"head! Haha!

How come the proprietor of this site has problems with double posts??

5:10 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

P.S. My eyes are hazel (green).

5:12 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

i read about Malawi Dad wanting updates on 'his' son from Madonna. He apparently hasn't yet realized that he sold him.

6:16 PM  

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