SPANK CHEEKS

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

STATUS UPDATE

Hi everyone:

I'm really sorry I haven't posted lately. But let me just say this....

Fuck the cops and fuck the system. I don't see why I get popped just because I finally asked this one guy to pay me cash for a blowjob. What the fuck, all these years I've been doing it for free so how is that worse? It doesn't make me a prostitute it makes me an entrepreneur. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

So here is the deal...I won't be posting for a little while longer because the women's prison only has like 4 computers and when I get on-line I really only have time to check email. With that said, anyone who would like to email me can email me at misszanna@yahoo.com. When I say that, I mean, Dragulf, email me. Ent.Lawyer..I could use a few "helpful hints" and Pete M..the literature in here sucks. "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" is considered a "new release" on the friggin' library cart they bring around to the cells. So write me.

And Pasquale....why haven't you vistited..there is only one women's prison in Massachusetts. It's not like you can't find it.

I have to go. The only reason I was able to post this much is because I promised Bertha she could have my pudding. And I'm not talking Jello-brand......